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MULTIMEDIA PARAMEDICAL VAUDEVILLE!
Wednesday Sept. 27 @ Safari Sam's, 9pm
The Magic Ambulance crew lays aside the splints and tourniquets tonight to celebrate the factory-issue date ("birthday") of RT THE ROBOT TEACHER, the almost equally loved sidekick to ABRAM THE SAFETY APE. Special party guests include the incomparable MARGARET CHO, burlesque beauties RENEE DU JOUR, VENUS DEMILLE, and MISTRESS HARLA QUINN, AMY O'NEILL, thereminist KEVIN LEE of SEKSU ROBA as well as tonight's emcee, DANNY SHORAGO of America's favorite lounge-punk-comedy band THE FUXEDOS. And then there's those ART OF BLEEDING NURSES. And this... "SAFETY BUG" Abram has invited to the party? Does he (or she) even exist?



With more viscerally repellent scenarios, cruel humor, and implausible excuses for nudity than ever before, this ALL-NEW installment in Art of Bleeding's ongoing saga of psychotronic safety education, continues to offer those qualities our audiences have come to rely on, namely the unique chance to enjoy gore, thinly disguised medical fetishism, the unseemly use of puppets, and the creative mangling of educational films from your 7th grade health class all under one roof.

RT the Robot Teacher has invited all his party guests to come in costume (discount for emergency room look), and the recently enlarged and shamelessly salacious NURSING STAFF will be out enforcing compliance, distributing party favors, facilitating party games, and collecting your own medical horror story for the GORY DETAILS AUDIO ARCHIVE.

Don't miss this show! Our last was a full nine months ago, and who knows when the next will be. Abram has been very testy lately, spending so much time alone in the woods talking to a "Bug" none of us has yet to see.

Safari Sam's, 5214 W. Sunset Blvd, Hollywood.

(Through Safari Sam's website. Scroll down for show)



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