Emergency Medicine for the Unconscious Mind

The Art of Bleeding produces ego-destabilizing programs on safety and medical education for both live and video presentation. Often staged from an actual ambulance, our performances utilize a perturbing mix of cartoonish costumes, puppets, vintage educational films, animation, and thinly veiled medical fetishism to create a sort of “paramedical funhouse” in which the groping ego may ultimately experience TRUE SAFETY CONSCIOUSNESS.

12 January 2012 0 Comments

Art of Bleeding Returns to Performance, Raises Ire of Homeland Security

Cacophony Society Zone Show at GCAC

Art of Bleeding will be performing at this event which by its very nature has raised objections by the Department of Homeland Security.  (Our performance is briefly described in the open letter below written to the agent tasked Santa Ana Police Department with DHS enforcement issues.

 

January 12, 2012

Dear Mr. McCoy,

Yesterday, Vicky Baxter, Executive Director of Downtown Incorporated of Santa Ana, forwarded this message regarding the opening festivities for the museum show “The Cacophony Society Zone Show” hosted by Grand Central Art Center.

Today I received a call from Mike McCoy, Homeland Security who issues permits for events from the City, with concerns about the February Art Walk and the association with the Cacophony Society.   He spent some time looking at the website and is concerned about what will be presented to the public because the City of Santa Ana is co-sponsor of the First Saturday Art Walks.   He is asking for a detailed description of what will be presented to avoid any issues with public complaints or controversy.   I did not anticipate this but he is right.  We do co-host the First Saturday Art Walks with the City.

Please send me the details of what is planned so we can inform Mike.

We understand the Department’s domain over public complaints and controversy in the arts as well as the precedent setting crowd control issues and threat of civil disturbance raised by the April 3, 2004 GCAC’s exhibition of art by Thomas Kinkade “Painter of Light.”

In cooperation with your request for further information, we are providing the attached list of public art and performance scheduled as part of our opening.

ART CARS

These are playfully customized cars typically decorated both with thrift store finds, and other colorful detritus, generally free of sharp edges or objectionable content.  These Include Emily Duffy’s “Vain Van,” the Thingmaker’s “Tijuana Taxi,” Reverend Hotcakes “Jungle Truck,” and Reverend Charles Linville’s “Ass Car.”  It should be pointed out that the visual and sculptural references in Reverend Linville’s “Ass Car,” are exclusively confined to parts of canine anatomy freely displayed throughout our country wherever dogs are found.   Parked alongside the art cars will be an assembly of immense fiberglass dog sculptures.  Tese fiberglass icons of The Cacophony Society depict only shoulder and heads of what is generally taken to be a Dachshund with no lower objectionable parts displayed or insinuated. If need be, photographs of these cars may be provided for DHS approval

 

THE ART OF BLEEDING AMBULANCE & CHUCKLES THE KLOWN

The Art of Bleeding is a performance art group offering faux educational programs in health and safety out of the back of an ambulance.  They are joined by performer Chuckles the Klown offering a playful yet safe yet really playful demonstration on needle safety.

DR. SUNSHINE

Is an associate of The Art of Bleeding who uses uplifting humor to teach about hideous disfigurement and tragedy.

STRIP DREIDEL

Employs a phone booth sized replica of the Semitic top in a performance that crosses the beloved Hanukah tradition with the teen party game “Spin the Bottle.”  The operator of the dreidel insures the level of striptease involved conforms to “community standards” as well as any additional standards DHS normally applies in its regulation of bookshops, adult theaters, nightclubs, or burlesque houses.

 

DO IT YOURSELF PROTEST AREA

One of the iconic activities engaged in by the Cacophony Society is mock protests over ludicrous causes. Honoring this tradition and as a satiric nod toward the controversial and ultimately dangerous nature of public discourse, we provide a soapbox, poster board, and markers to Society Members as well as enthusiastic passersby.   These activities and limited use of bullhorns will be conducted in accordance with our understanding of issues of pubic nuisance and noise abatement and/or guidelines issues at DHS discretion.

 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

Musical performances will be provided by Fancy Space People, Creekbird, Clowns & Fetuses, and Phat Mandee.  The diverse content and presentation of these musical acts would be difficult to describe in this context, but set lists, audio recordings and video links can be provided for DHS scrutiny.   The ensemble Clowns and Fetuses has suggested that their themed performance on “Human Spontaneous Combustion” would feature a number of piñatas to be set ablaze.  The piñatas would be of standard size and construction and ignited sequentially in a designated safe area.  A moderate amount of accelerant such as barbecue lighter fluid would necessarily be employed.  We are prepared to work with local fire officials and/or DHS in ensuring that appropriate fire fighting equipment and personnel is on hand and that no damage to person or property occurs.

 

COMEDY & MAGIC

Comedian-magician Bieno Svengali as well as comedian Eric Cash will perform.  Exact content of their sets is not confirmed at this time, though Cash is expected to preside over a mock raffle “giveaway” of an Afghani war orphan.

 

HOMELAND SECURITY HOSPITALITY STATION

In the spirit of free discourse and rapprochement, The Cacophony Society will dedicate a table to the display of introductory literature on the CS as well as whatever literature or materials DHS would care to provide.  A live representative will be available for discussion. Coffee and donuts provided.

As with any live event, a certain level of spontaneity is to be expected, but the above describes to the best of our ability art, performance, and activities planned for the opening of this museum exhibition. If you can provide further guidelines on any of the described activities, they would be much appreciated.

We look forward to working with The Department of Homeland Security to make this a fun, safe, and educational event for all.

 

Sincerely,

 

Al Ridenour

Founder, The Los Angeles Cacophony Society

 

John Law

Member, Suicide Club: Co-Founder San Francisco Cacophony Society: Co-Founder, Burning Man.

 

Jon Alloway

Director, Into the Zone: The Story of the Cacophony Society

 

 

 

 

10 November 2011 0 Comments

Association of Mouth & Foot Painting Artists

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In our  latest Art of Bleeding show, Abram the Safety Ape makes  reference to the evangelical quadriplegic artist Joni popular in the media in the 1980s. Obscure?  Possibly, but not to the members of The Association of Mouth and Foot Painting Artists representing 726 artists in 74 countries. We had no idea!

6 November 2011 0 Comments

Publicity Shoot for Halloween Highway

In the whirl of prepping last weekend’s show, forgot to post these extra photos from our publicity shoot in The Art of Bleeding ambulance — before we broke out the blood. (PHOTOS BY PHIL GLAU.)

 

23 October 2011 0 Comments

Video from 2006 Car Crash Show

This Halloween weekend Art of Bleeding will be returning to The Steve Allen Theater to present an enlarged (“inflamed”? “engorged”?) version of our 2006 Halloween car crash show.   This excerpted video, shot by Chuck Cirino of Weird TV, should give you a taste of what lies in store for guests of our 2011 extravaganza. The man with the mic is one of our returning perfomers Danny Shorago of The Fuxedos, America’s favorite apocalyptic comedy art-rock band. Music is “Gambled and Lost” from  The Art of Bleeding’s Music from the Magic Ambulance.

 

23 October 2011 2 Comments

A Bloody Rehearsal

 

Here are a few more photos from this weekend’s publicity shoot for our upcoming show.  After the bloodbath, that is. (PHOTOS BY PHIL GLAU.)

 

20 October 2011 0 Comments

Fantastic Voyage Trailer

It’s 1966 and three men “and a girl” (Raquel Welch in skintight wetsuit) explore a vaguely psychedelic soundstage representation of a macrocosmic human body.  Physiology can be fun!

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20 October 2011 1 Comment

The Gory Details Audio Archive

This Halloween weekend as part of our event at The Steve Allen Theater, we’ve invited some of your favorite comedians, artists, and underground personalities to share macabre stories of their own grisly medical incidents. This is actually a continuation The Gory Details Project, our attempt to create an audio archive of true first-person stories of medical emergencies.We began collecting these stories in 2006 using a dedicated phone line and also occasionally parking our ambulance on public streets and using costumed nurses to corral passersby into our mobile recording studio. More recently, some of those stories became the basis for a series of videos.  (More on that later.)

The 100+ recordings can be streamed here. If you don’t like clicking on streaming links every 2 minutes, a selection of some of our favorites can be downloaded from iTunes.

19 October 2011 0 Comments

More Creepy Puppets on Child Safety

Creepy puppets on creepy parents. Someone please tell Tim & Eric about this.

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19 October 2011 1 Comment

“Crash” T-shirt Now Available

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The shirt mentioned in our previous post is now available from our friends at Y-Que.  The image is from our 2006 Halloween Highway show at The Steve Allen Theater.  This Halloween weekend, we’ll present Halloween Highway 2 on October 28, 29, and 30th.  They’ll be available at the show, and are currently available at Y-Que’s store in Los Angeles or online shop as long as supplies last.

 

17 October 2011 1 Comment

T-shirts and Rumors of T-shirts

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Our friend Bill from Y-Que Trading Post, purveyor of LA’s finest satirical and pleasingly moronic T-shirts  (including ART OF BLEEDING T-SHIRTS) just dug up this picture he shot at our 2006 “Halloween Highway” show.  He’s talking about putting on a T-shirt and making it available at our upcoming 2011 Halloween Highway 2 show.  Just the gift for mom and dad this Christmas!

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