Hey, don't worry! ABRAM's just having a little fun. I may be a symbol, but I'm also real. Real enough to shake your hand and sign autographs if you come down to meet me at an Art of Bleeding show with your parents. I'm sure to be there, cutting capers and providing vital information on human survival. Sometimes, they even let me lead the show. If you'd like to catch ABRAM in one of these shows but don't know when the next one is, you'll need to sign up for my announcement list. Just email me. And when you come to the show, make sure you bring lots of friends, otherwise they'll be jealous you got a chance to meet ABRAM THE SAFETY APE and they did not. That might cause a lot of problems for you at school.
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