I'm the driver of the Art of Bleeding ambulance.
And, yes, I am a gorilla.
Do you like ambulances?
Would you like to hear my little song about our ambulance? I would like to sing it for you. You can hear it by clicking here.
Would you like to learn all about SAFETY?
There is so much to learn when it comes to SAFETY.
It can be complicated.
Sometimes being safe means keeping out of trouble.
Sometimes it means knowing what to do when trouble happens anyway...
After all, sometimes Trouble comes to you, right? Sometimes, no matter how safe you act, Trouble comes marching right into your home without knocking. Or Trouble meets you on a street corner. Or in the schoolyard. Or down at the river where all those old refrigerators and TVs are dumped.
Have a question for ABRAM THE SAFETY APE? Send it to:
ABRAM-THE-SAFETY-APE (at) artofbleeding.com!
Maybe he'll post your answer in