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HELLO
FAIR-GOERS!
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It was a wonderful experience meeting so many of you in my target demographic down at the fair. Even though there were a few predictable mishaps and misunderstandings, I really do hope you will all understand that this in no way reflects on ABRAM THE SAFETY APE's overwhelming devotion to SAFETY in its many, many forms.
So if you'd like to come down and see a show staged from the Art of Bleeding Ambulance, you should go here
to sign up for our news of our upcoming events.
Oh! And as far as far as that "Which is Safe?" question you might be wondering about from the cards at the fair -- well, it was kind of a trick question. Of course bullets are much more dangerous than cute fuzzy pom-poms, but those were only a spent bullet casings I was handing out, not live ammo. So what's the big deal? Anything is dangerous if used improperly! I'm not even sure what the proper use of these pom-poms would be, but certainly they are also subject to abuse. Pretty much anything small could be shoved into your windpipe and cause choking, and with these pretty pom-pom colors, they might easily be mistaken for candy. I can imagine how they'd stick in your throat too! At least the casings would slide down more easily. But then again, they would probably be more likely to perforate your intestines. Anyway, I hope you can see how complicated the issue of SAFETY can become, and how important it is to seek advice in these matters from professional educators and wandering safety mascots.
That's it from me right now, but you can enjoy the other SAFETY APE pages here, and you might even want to see what else they put on this website. I can't keep up with it all.
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